Vegan Sonic Frito Chili Cheese Wrap
Alright. I admit it. Unemployment sucks balls...except for the part where I get to cook all the time again. I've been plowing through my stack of recipes one by one. I know I've made this vow out loud before, but I'm reiterating it into the blogosphere as more of a "note to self". I will produce more simple recipes than my brain is currently programed to create.
This more simple recipe was divinely inspired by my stoner days of drive-through, munchie satisfying goodness. We would get baked, laugh and talk endlessly, then go through a drive through and STFU as soon as the food hit our lips. Even though Sonic airs commercials in Los Angeles just to tease its citizens, the nearest of their restaurants is actually 45 miles out of town. Not only do they put animals through cruelty to feed their patrons, but they feel the need to torture humans as well. A truly winning combination.
To give them a bonus point, the nearest LA location is on the way to Las Vegas. That scores big in my book. Unfortunately, the only thing I can eat there is a Frito Pie Wrap, hold the chili, hold the cheese, add some veggies. What I end up with are chips wrapped in a tortilla with some limp lettuce and soggy tomato. Can you say "Yum"?!
Well, fuck you, Sonic. I will have my Frito Chili Pie Wrap and eat it, too. I even fed it to an omnivore, and they were wickedly impressed with its likeness.
The most detailed part of the recipe is making the chili, only because you have to make the seitan first and grind it up in a food processor. Don't want to do that? Substitute vegan ground beef.
*Record scratching sound...
September 13th, 2022 Update: This is Jenn from the future. In the future, ALL of these recipes are so much less complex. Behold, people of 2010. Beyond Meat is in your Vegan Future! Alright now. Use this and preserve your sanity. Back to 2010 [waves an electric wand in front of your face] This never happened.*
If you chose to make the chili, the entire recipe is doable in 2-3 hours...and that's with some down time while the seitan and chili cook themselves.
I'm definitely replicating more fast-food favorites in vegan form. There is just something so incredibly satisfying about having the ability to eat something that would typically be a no-go. It's not only about having fun, but taking a stand for what I believe is right: Veganism doesn't impose limitations, rather opens the doors to creativity. I simply refuse to be told what can and cannot be done.
Vegan Sonic Frito Chili Cheese Wrap
- 8 Flour Tortillas
- 1/2 cup diced Red Onions
- 1 batch of Vegan No Bean Chili (recipe follows)
- 1 cup shredded Vegan Cheddar Cheese
- 4 cups of Fritos Chips
Vegan No Bean Chili
- 1 batch of Vegan Beef, finely ground in a food processor (Or substitute Vegan Ground Beef)
- 2-3 cloves Garlic, minced
- 1 large Onion, chopped
- 2 1/2 TBSP Chili Powder
- 1 tsp Dried Oregano
- 1 tsp Ground Cumin
- 1 tsp Hot Pepper Sauce
- 1 14 oz can Crushed Tomatoes
- 1 14 oz can Tomato Sauce
- 1/8 cup Red Wine Vinegar
- Salt and Pepper, to taste
Beef Style Seitan
“Beef” Seitan Dough:
- 1 cup Arrowhead Mills® Vital Wheat Gluten
- 1 cup Water
- 1 tsp Better Than Bouillon® No Beef Broth paste (not diluted in H20)
- 1 TBSP Vegan Heavy Cream
- 8 cups prepared Better Than Bouillon® No Beef Broth (8 tsp paste
- diluted in 8 cups water)
- 6 dried Shitake Mushrooms
- 1/8 cup Tamari
- 1 Portobello Mushroom Cap, chopped
- 1 TBSP Garlic Powder
- 2 tsp Onion Powder
- 2 Bay Leaves
Using your hands, mold the dough into a large ball. Flatten the ball out on a cutting board, and use a sharp knife or kitchen shears to cut into six pie-wedge shaped pieces. Drop into the boiling broth.
Let it cook for about 1 hour, stirring every 10-15 minutes. Using tongs, remove the "beef" from the broth, and place in a colander to drain. Allow to cool until ready to use.
Comments
Makes me ill. Lit-rully ill. But I will admit that back in my ston....uhhh college days I could really get down with a route 44 berry limeade slush.
Can't wait to make your seitan! I've been making the same one ever since I learned how to make it, and it tastes like non-descript meat. Let's get beefy!
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That's awesome! I'm so glad people are catching it on there. It's been posted to a few other sites as well. Thanks for letting me know :)
Actually now it just sounds gross.
I'm glad you're liking Offbeat Bride!
What the hell was wrong with me? And congrats on the nomination!
Yay :) Let me know when you do!
Anyway, this looks awesome! Fast food flavors are totally worth going after in vegan form, and fritos in a burrito is high art in my book.
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